Marshmallow is the softest and fluffiest seal in all of Seattle. He's so soft you almost can't feel his fur. It's like petting a cloud, but it should be mentioned that he's a brighter white than most of the clouds that hang around this area. He's so fluffy he's physically unable to dive beneath the surface of Puget Sound. He just bobs happily atop the waves near Pier 54, using his large, soul-melting eyes to lure gullible humans into sharing their clam chowder. He claims that a bread bowl a day keeps matted fur away.