Juliet would really like to be your friend, but you have to understand that she may not have much time for cuddling. She is on an epic quest to find the stick of her dreams, and it consumes quite a bit of her daily schedule. First, there is her morning meditation, which opens her mind to the possibilities. Then she eats a hearty breakfast while poring over her list of desirable and undesirable stick features. Then she packs a snack and heads out the door to see what new sticks might have fallen into the yard overnight. If she finds a candidate for Ideal Stick, she has a rigorous testing process she uses to determine whether it actually meets her criteria. Those sticks that don't quite pass are given a solemn burial. By then, it could be dinner time! The day's data is analyzed over a cup of tea, and a weary Juliet flops into bed to dream of sticks bigger than she is.
